In honor of Father’s Day (and also because I’m still rocking the Throwback Monday because #tbm is a thing), here’s a post detailing what we did on this weekend…exactly four years ago.
Things have changed.
Yet things have also not changed.
(Enjoy.)
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Rock N’ Roll Lifestyle, Indeed.
(originally published June 21st, 2010)
What a wonky start to the day.
It’s Monday, it’s boiling hot, it’s swamptacular…and it’s- quite unexpectedly- my day off. Mr. C has a raging fever (feel better, li’l man) and- even worse- it was supposed to be his first day of camp. And his counselor’s name is Nora.
And he loves our Nora.
Sadness all around. Except, of course, that means Miss Nora Janie and I have a Get Out Of Responsibility Free card. Unless you count the usual crazyville that is parenting an only child. Which- strangely- I usually don’t. (Especially not during the work week when she’s the youngest of three and- at last check- has no individual activities, classes or appointments of her own. Our mornings home consist of Nora crawling all over me and my kissing of her various appendages. I think she prefers workdays.)
However.
Someone- and I’m not big into the Blame Game- woke up at 4:30am. Which is a completely unacceptable time for anyone to be awake. Unless you’re a bat. Or Eric Northman. That would have been ridiculously okay.
Anyhow, baby girls- or whomever it was- should sleep until 7. If not later. But there the culprit was, standing against the crib rails, showing off two miniature teeth in a grin so impossibly like her father’s. (I am wicked bad at deception. I think I’ve given the offender away.)
So, first nap of the day= 7:30am. And, being a rational person who never looks a gift horse in the mouth (or any other magical, mouthy being, for that matter)…I took a nap, too.
I fully understand that my pals in various office locales are, right now, hating me with a bit of a passion. I accept this. And I promise to be spit up on later in the day.
The Weekend In A Nutshell (or perhaps some other, non-allergenic enclosure. A peapod?):
Friday night- Lameville Central. But only for those watching. For me it was an ideal evening of fablitude. It started off a little iffy. Our commute home was hampered by gale force winds of around 80mph. And sideways rain. Plus a little green/yellow/purple sky action. Plus, by that point in the day Nora didn’t want to be in her carseat. Or picked up. Or asleep. Or in her own skin. It was hard to blame her. I wasn’t digging on my own car/consciousness level/body situation, overmuch. And traffic congestion (not to mention less than ideal road conditions) Makes P.J. Concerned And Raise His Voice, Not At You, You’ve Done Nothing Wrong, I Just Really Want To Get Her Home, Okay?
But then we stopped for a five dollar pizza! The rest of the night went smoothly from there. So wonderfully, in fact, that after Nora fell asleep we cleaned, organized and enjoyed a spiffy house for the rest of the night. Okay, until 9pm when The Soup started. When that ended we decided to watch Sherlock Holmes. Which was great! For the first ten minutes. After that, we dozed off in a pile of drool and neatly folded baby clothing. (That’s right, my idea of a perfect Friday night consists of bedtime by 10.)
Saturday- Okay, this is when things got nutsy. Started out with normalcy written all over it. Kinda like a Saturday for an eight year-old (I am still fully convinced that being an eight year-old is the answer to everything.) Peej worked on the yard and I wrote outside while Nora napped. But then she stopped napping. Like, forever. Usually she racks up about 3-4 hours a day and 11 at night. She read the age-appropriate chapter in the baby book and tries to follow it accordingly. But today? Her first nap was fifty minutes. Her second nap was forty minutes (bookended by ten minutes of eyeball-popping rage.) And that was it.
Of course that was it. For you see, P.J. and I had plans that evening. And, while Nora usually adores her sitter, the moment she walked in Nora began screaming like the zombies were attacking. (They weren’t. We have alarms for that kinda thing.) Against my better judgement, I went out. But we drove, so that I could Be Home At A Moment’s Notice- Call For ANYTHING. Also, I left instructions to Let Her Do Whatever She Wants, If Need Be, Buy The Kid A Pony, Just Tell Her I Love Her. (And I’m usually a bit less of a soft touch. There are cries that I can- easily- ignore. But the One? That’s a toughie.)
I was a messy wreck of a mess-wreck. Until I got the text that Nora had fallen asleep at 6:30. For the night. I’d worry about the ramifications of that later. We were out and about!
And ‘out and about’ in this scenario= on a trolley. A party trolley. (Is there any other kind? Except maybe The Land Of Make Believe one. Why is everything capitalized today?) Our darling pal Nick celebrated the big 2-9 over weekend and wanted his craziest friends to come play. And P.J. and I went, too!
And my my, how things have changed. Not just because I’m married, a homeowner, or thirty years old. Or even because Nora. It’s because of all of those things together. And- this is the kicker- I’m out of practice. Granted, I was never an out of control party girl, but I have been known to wear a lampshade or two. Sometimes together. But boy oh boy- give me a beer and a view of the lake (whizzzzzzing past on Lake Shore Drive) and soon I remember just why I put down the ol’ lamp.
Actual convo:
Keely to P.J.: It is SO late.
P.J.: Yeah. Really. What time is it? It is SO late.
Keely: Can you believe we’re out this LATE?
Everyone else: It’s 8:30.
But a good time was had. Beer was consumed from a [glass] boot. And from a can. I even got to cement my status as Lame when I jumped out of the [stopped] trolley to go find a bathroom. Yep, couldn’t even wait the extra five minutes until we’d actually be in that bar. Not to play the ‘Mom’ card, but uh, ol’ bladder ain’t what she used to be. (Okay, it was never stellar.)
And did you notice that a lack of “Nora” from a story does not mean there’s a lack of “pee” from a story?
So the night was really fun. Pictures were taken in front of Buckingham Fountain, in a fountain in Lincoln Square, and- strangely enough- only in front of the word Willis at the tower f.k.a. Sears.
And that car parked up in Edgewater? Remember the one so that I could get home to a distraught kiddo quickly after a burger at Moody’s Pub? Yeah, P.J. picked it up the next morning. We didn’t quite feel up to driving- when we got home at 11:30pm.
So…Sunday was lower key. Nora gave him a silhouette of her head. She’s big into 70s kitsch and made me frame it on green-patterned fabric. I Feng Shui-ed the downstairs family room for optimal movie-watchin’. (And it’s now a massive room. I really should have my own design show. As long as all of the rooms I redo are in my house, with my own things.) We took him to Susie’s Drive-In to get malts, burgers and fries (our ground beef quota for the weekend was more than fulfilled.) He took a hammock nap. And a bed nap. And- briefly- a floor nap. Surprisingly enough, so did Nora! She slept twelve hours overnight and pulled a good four hours of sleep total during the day. Happy Fathers Day, indeed!
At least one person in this photo is still feelin’ it.
Part of The Sting was viewed- we really only watch movies in miniseries form. Dinner was sushi from the Lawrence Fish Market. P.J. wanted it. No really, it was him. And it was consumed on the patio after Bitsy Bug crashed out for the night. And then True Blood. (Isn’t it funny how “his” perfect day kinda mirrors “my” perfect day? I guess he’s just exceptional at planning out a special holiday.)
And then…bed by nine thirty. By choice. Blissfully. Peej conked out as soon as he had a sight-line of his pillow. I talked to my big sis on the phone for a few- but it was still blissful to be in bed.
Because I am old.
Again, not in age. But in lifestyle. Activity-wise, I’d be better suited to a mallard puzzle and a plaid blanket on my lap as you wheel me down to the seaside. Unless it’s time for my programmes. Then I’m as spry as a…
…slightly younger Old Person.
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