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| High on life and/or fruit leathers. |
Terrifyingly off-the-wall party or simply an afternoon hanging out with the kids? You be the judge:
10. There is definitely someone with an oral fixation next to you who keeps trying to eat your bracelet.
9. At least one person is completely naked for no discernible reason.
8. Someone is babbling about getting some food. Again.
7. There is a girl, standing alone, sobbing uncontrollably about nothing of consequence. (We will get you another lollipop!)
6. You’re fairly certain that the same track has been playing for the past twenty minutes. Or maybe it’s a different one. They all sound exactly the same.
5. There is so much touching.
4. I’m sorry, did that dude just wet himself? And what’s that mess over there?
3. You start laughing so hard at someone else’s dance moves that you might actually pee.
2. There’s a moment where you contemplate calling your mother and asking her to come get you. (She always said there would be no questions asked…)
1. And, exhaustingly enough, you have a sinking feeling that this party’s gonna be in full force at sunrise.
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