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P.J. has returned and has brought with him a heart-shaped rock, so all is right with the world.
While it’s exceptionally good to have him back (and Nora, who has still yet to see him due to irregular sleeping patterns, will most likely lose her petite li’l head), here are a few surprising things that I have learned over this long weekend:
1. The biggest fear I have about being the only grownup at home- more than burglars, murderers, exploding pipes, or running out of almond milk- is ghosts. The terror that, at around three in the morning, a ghost will stroll by my bed and flick me on the nose is precisely the reason that I sleep with a sheet covering my face. Happily, this did not occur. And, after the first few nights, I slept well. REALLY well. In the middle of the bed, using all the space and pillows and lounging on a cat or two.
2. Apparently, my idea of the perfect evening is to queue up a marathon of Ghost Adventures, order in some cooked maki, watch TV for an hour and a half, and then go up to bed and read until I fall asleep. At 9:30pm. (And really, I’ve just given away a huge secret- for it IS the perfect evening!)
3. A superbly tidy house makes me blissfully happy. And frees me up to play with my kiddo, write bunches of pages when she’s asleep, and not snap at anyone out of guilt AT ALL. (I have no idea how I did it, but I already miss the ability.)
4. When P.J. is traveling, the Sunday paper does not sort itself into a “Keely pile.” Apparently that’s all my husband’s doing. It was a shock to come downstairs with Nora on Sunday morning and not have a plate of perfectly crisped bacon (I guess he does that, too) beside a stack consisting of Parade Magazine, the Funners, the Tribune Sunday mag, the CostPlus circular, Travel, and- if it’s featuring someone not likely to anger me so early in the day- the Entertainment section. And what’s with the insane amount of plastic wrap within the Trib? Are the Parade mag and the Toys R Us circular really unworthy to touch “Rides (actual name of section?)” By the time I separated each part, I was clawing at the plastic like a trapped raccoon.
Other important (yet less P.J. travel-centric) discoveries of this past week include the happy revelation that consuming an entire green crayon will NOT harm a toddler (although it will make her mouth look like a bizarre, neon green, waxy wood chipper- for days, in fact, no matter the amount of tooth-brushin’ I force on her face) and the joyful knowledge that a “serving” of liverwurst is actually two ounces. Now, I have no idea how much I’m actually mawing at each sitting [standing], but I’m pretty sure it’s less than two ounces. Which makes me non-gluttonous! (Excepting the fact that I’m eating it with a spoon!)
This past Saturday also brought the neato keeno honor of being the SITS Girl In The Spotlight for my L.L. Bean vlog. (Some of you may remember that endeavor way back in October? Looking at it now, my only thought is how quiet N.J. is…) And because of it, I got a cool featurette on their site, tons of terrific comments, and some new readers! Stokiness abounds.
My heart is full. The kind of full that can only be attained by appreciative commentary, a sticky kid in strawberry pajamas, a husband in the same time zone, and an unopened tube o’ liverwurst in the fridge.
I wish you the same.
Why are you gagging?
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