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| The beginning of the end (for the patio furniture.) |
The Snowpocalypse is very real, people. So is the seemingly improbable “Thunder Show.” (Two men enter, one man leaves. That man is very likely my husband, shoveling out the neighbors’ walks and making snow angels.)
We got pummeled. And there’s nothing quite like seeing Mother Nature make your one-way street a hilly snow tundra (complete with a light show to rival Pink Floyd’s) to make you thankful for heated ceramic tile in the basement. (The only intact part of the house two years ago, oddly enough.)
And what will we best remember from the 20-inch Snowmaggedon of ’11? Is it the buried cars and stranded buses on the defunct Lake Shore Drive? How about the fact that Chicago Public Schools closed their doors for the first time since 1999? Nope, what we’re really gonna think of is our 15-month old’s raging fever of 103.1.
I’ve been a nanny for almost ten years. And a mother for almost one and a half years. And an accident-prone, ER-friendly miracle of science for three decades. However. Nothing- not even that time that I locked infant Nora inside our home– has ever made me feel more helpless. (And hey! It’s almost that event’s one year anniversary!)
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Anyway, the fever. There was the head-lolling. Refusal of food and baths (my kid would choose a waffle and splash time over me on some days. Especially together.) The moaning of ‘Dada’ and ‘thaaaaaat‘. It was equal parts The Exorcist and Firestarter.
So we dosed her. And tortured her with cool washcloths and mango Pedialyte. We watched four hours of Pingu. WE ONLY OWN TWO HOURS WORTH.
Last night we put her to bed at 7:30…and we headed in at 9:30. (That’s p.m., people. Back in the old days of crazy snowstorm pre-baby revelry, that would have read A.M.) And when I awoke to check her temp and change her sheets at midnight (we did force a grove’s worth of juice and the ‘lyte on her innards, after all), I was way groggier than that normal hour would usually warrant. (It was, however, better than two night’s ago when we stayed up for an embarrassingly late viewing of Three Men And A Baby on cable. A few side notes on that one: a) the movie has aged remarkably well, b) it’s quite different now that I have a baby, even if only with one Man, and c) that cardboard cutout/ghost boy thing gets me every time!)
Back to Nora. This morning she’s totally fine. She went over to the cabinet and asked for a bowl of oatmeal- she housed the entire thing in under three minutes. She’s been bossing around her toys with the aplomb of a seasoned dictator. I’ve never been so glad to have someone shove a plastic bowl of fruit into my eyeballs and a My Little Pony up my nose. (Never!)
It’s good that she’s on the mend, however. She needs to brace herself for the -11 wind chill of this week.
Get used to it now, Sugar. You’re gonna be attending one of those ne’er-closing, We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Snowdays schools in a few short years.
(Okay, now I need to be dosed.)
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