Happy Feast of Saint Nicholas!
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| Just what I asked for! |
Here is how we celebrated this morning:
-One of us filled a miniature boot and two normal-sized boots with candy, advent calendars and a rubber reindeer duck.
-One of us peed through one of our jammies/bedding/lovies/sleepsack.
-One of us spilled coffee on ourselves whilst trying to eat a Snickers bar shaped like a Nutcracker.
I’ll leave it as anonymously as that.
Okay, so now it’s fully and terrifically the Christmas season. We’ve got two of the major checklist items already notched; the tree and the Christkindlmarket boot.
The tree is courtesy of Home Depot (thirty buck tree and they tie it onto your car? Boy, long gone are the days of me having to heft the thing with P.J./whine about it until he threatens to cancel the holiday.) And boy oh boy- is there any more ‘Dad’ thing than the whole tree endeavor? I’m pretty sure it’s one of those events that automatically straps a Bjorn onto your chest and peppers your temples with grey.
The choosing. The turning. The “helping” the guy attach it to the roof. Lugging it inside. Standing it up. Adjusting it. Adjusting it. Adjusting- (Keely, it’s fine!) Watering it. Adjusting it. Looking in the circular for a cheaper holiday greenery coupon. Having remorse. Being convinced that all of the needles are falling off. Hoping you got a fresh tree. [Taking a break to listen to NPR and Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.] Going outside to hang the lights. Coming back inside and muttering about the needles. Admitting a balsam does smell best. Emoting at the string of non-working lights. Randomly announcing that they work, you just saw them work. “Helping” your wife hang ornaments- if she lets you. Setting the timer for the Christmas lights and staring them down, as if into submission. Bed.
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| Nora wants one, too. |
And the Market is a must for a true Chicagoan…who doesn’t mind hordes of pushy crowds and overpriced mulled wine in a smallish boot. This year it’s red. The boot, that is. (The crowds were multi-colored on their outers and crabby on their inners.) The newly redesigned boot (more of a heel and a narrower toe- like a city boot) is going to join his brethren on our kitchen countertop for the holidays…it’s like an elf came and lost his footwear every year from 2006 ’til now. And there’s a mug from ’02- how boring- and, inexplicably, nothing from ’03-’05. (Anyone have those years? I would happily swap it out for another mug in my collection- perhaps one with an ironic saying? Let’s not forget Elsie the cow.)
This jaunt to the Christkindlmarket was the very first time that I cared more about the line to meet Santa Claus as opposed to the line to get the mulled boot. If that’s not indicative of something, then…I don’t know what is. Maybe something else Nora-related. But if I was gonna force Nora to interact with someone whom she probably wasn’t going to enjoy hugging, I really didn’t want to stand outside in the cold with her for an hour beforehand.
But I needn’t have worried. The North Pole beneath the gigantic tree had it together. We were in line for less than ten minutes. Mrs. Claus let us inside. (We got a picture. Nora is warily eyeing The Missus.) A few minutes later- the big guy himself! And he was the real deal. Kinder and gentler than I would’ve been at that point in the day. And even when Nora shifted from concern to outright doneitude, he patted her arm and told her what a good job she had done. Or maybe he was talking to us. Either way, he made our first Santa visit a screaming success.
Now Nora and I are off to celebrate the rest of my half birthd- Feast of St. Nicholas. I imagine that there will be a lot of “patpatpatting” of the lower tree branches [Nora] and a bit more chocolate-nabbing [me.]
Maybe some sheet-washing and boot-emptying.
‘Tis the season.
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