There’s something so freeing about chilly- and overcast- Fall weekends. They totally give you permission to do what you whine about wanting to do all week…nothing at all.

So we snuggled in. Ate junk food. Watched the ’80s version of Pippi Longstocking- for Nora. In case you’re curious, it completely stands the test of time. (Life is a breeeeeze…) We also watched a classic episode of Sesame Street- from the 4th season, once they’d ironed out most of the kinks of Snuffy not being invisible, Oscar not being orange, and Big Bird not having a shrunken head. That said- who is this man with the ‘fro they’re still trying to pass off as Gordon? And Luis was a stud! P.J. and I gleefully clapped along when our favorite animated shorts aired…while Nora, quite neglected, wandered into the laundry room to poke at unmatched socks.

Also. Ernie told Bert that he hated something in that episode. P.J. and I nearly jumped out of our skins, which poses the question- When did saying ‘hate’ become so darned taboo in children’s TV? Obviously sometime between the late ’70s and now. I honestly can’t remember, which means it was probably on the earlier end of things. Discuss.

We had a date night- another of the ‘no cash/no leavin’ the house’ variety. We made our favorite cold weather drink of Hot Todgers- think Hot Toddy, but with ginger beer. We invented them. Watched Before Sunrise- which also remained a good flick. At least the first half did. After that, Mr. Snorey VonI’mStillAwakePants was “thinking about the movie” behind heavy eyelids.

But it still counts as a date.

We only left the house once this weekend and had a stellar brunch at our pals’ Heather and John’s place. The event had three major things going for it: It was in Albany Park(!!!), the shindig was kid-friendly, and they are exceptional cooks. I filled a plate to share with Nora- and she ate most of it. (Sure, I’ll give you my pulled pork and goat cheese cornbread- but the Bloody Mary is Momma’s.)

But this past weekend wasn’t without its unnecessary display of hormonal tears, either.

*****ALERT- I WILL BE TALKING ABOUT BOOBS*****

I’ve slowly been weaning Nora onto bottles and sippy cups. And I’m totally fine with it. Absolutely. Except when I’m not.

The middle of the day feedings? Sure, give her a cup of formula. (Once I got over my initial feelings of neglect and abuse, I realized that not only was she not sad about the formula- but that she really, really liked it. A lot.)

But last night was the last evening nursing, leaving only the a.m. feedings for just a little while longer. So keep this in mind- this was the second to last feeding to be dropped. Nevertheless, as soon as she was done and started to doze off on P.J.’s shoulder…I lost it.

She was wearing footie pajamas that, mere weeks ago, flopped behind her like a cape when she crawled. Now they were snug. (And yeah, sure, they’re still 6-9 month jammies, but STILL.)

It doesn’t seem like that long ago that she was doing her little kitten snore in the bassinet next to the bed, waking at 2am for a feeding and having absolutely zero stuffed pals that traveled with her from locale to locale. What happened to that bundle that Peej would sleepily hand me? (Perhaps too bundled- between the hat, sleepsack, jammies and mittens, I could only see a small pair of irate, dark eyes staring up at me with a mix of hunger and baby rage.) And then I’d feed her and watch the tight little fists pressed against her cheeks relax. I’d see her eyes dart around in curiosity. I’d witness her valiant struggle to scoot around and do something to those bright lights and colorful shapes…and then fall back to sleep like a miniature drunken elf.

And I already miss it. I never minded waking up with her. Sure, maybe the DuraMorph was extra Dura, but the euphoria of finally having her here trumped any petty ol’ need for sleep.

Our bedtime routine was my favorite part of the day. We’d get her all cozied up (less bundling was completely okay, as we quickly learned) and I’d feed her as P.J. would alternate between reading her favorite books and singing her favorite songs with an [intentional] voice that somehow mixed Tom Waits and Neil Diamond. (This is 1000% true.) And, smiling sleepily, she’d be placed in her crib amongst a small army of hand-selected animals.

And P.J. and I would high-five. (This is also totally true.)

So, as P.J. carried her off to her room last night, these were the thoughts careening into my brain. And I cried. A lot. (As my friends can attest, I do not possess the ability to cry a little.) And neither P.J. nor I can be sure why it is that I think The End of Nursing= The End of My Bedtime Routine with Nora. I mean, I still live here.

And I can totally give her a bottle at night. And be an extra pair of  hands for

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Odd Hygiene and Noisy Celebrations.

I’ve been noticing a marked difference in my Nanny With Nora versus Nora At Home routines. There are just certain things that I can do In House that wouldn’t fly whilst on the clock.

For instance, I attempted to shower while Nora played on the bathroom floor with squeezie toys and bath books- in my own bathroom. (General rule of thumb: Keep your clothes on/don’t bathe in the workplace. This is just something I’ve always tried to live by.) Believe it or not, this whole “shower” thing actually jived. Kinda.

It took about two minutes in- and for Nora to be happily playing- before I realized that this shower was lacking shampoo or conditioner. (I usually shower upstairs, but in that postage sized loo Nora would have had to play directly on my unshowered head.) Faced with the prospect of either disturbing Nora’s solo playtime of awesome OR forgoing a shower altogether, I opted for an unusual third choice: I used Nora’s bath stuff. Granted, it smelled great, but I’m pretty sure it lacks any actual soap or soaplike product. But compared to the alternative…I was fairly washed that day. [I can totally see the dollar sign/coupon/exclamation points over P.J.’s head: You used her organic baby stuff? Why not just use the good bottle of pinot noir?!]

Maybe next time.

After said shower, once the Little Little realized that she no longer cared for this locale of play- and would like a snack, sankyousomuch- I crawled into bed with her (me in a towel, she in her half-soaked jammies- did I mention she tried to climb into the bath?) and let her have a bottle while I chilled and contemplated pants.

I later realized that this may have been an odd start to the day, compared to- oh- days when I shower solo and dress myself and feed my child at a table. But it’s certainly not my oddest shower/nekkie/Nora tale.

Also, at work- the kiddos I watch generally are allowed a half an hour of TV every so often. Good, quality, pre-screened programming. Generally. I monitor this and check with parents and older sibs (the youngest ones will swear up and down they haven’t watched a show since their first birthdays.)

At home- Nora will “watch” a DVD or OnDemand show while rolling around in piles of [clean-ish] laundry. Sure, she’s young, and I know I’m rapidly approaching the days where TV will be a magical box of eyeball glue…but for now I generally just have stuff on in the background. A lot. She’s seen almost every season of Psych. And anyone who’s read the blog through the early maternity leave knows her Pavlovian response to The Office opening theme. And during our block-buildin’ extravaganza the other afternoon, I purposefully turned on Jeopardy. (Hey- the periodic table of elements ain’t gonna teach itself. At least not ’til 9th grade. And maybe not even then.) Yes, she has hours of the day with plenty of music and sometimes no sound at all…but I think I never realized how cool with TV I was until I was in charge of Nora’s brain.

Poor Nora. At least she has Work Mommy to lay down the law about media and venue and clothing.

And may I personally wish Albany Park (and the rest of the world, to a lesser extent) a Happy Mexican Independence Day? I’m quite certain that my block will be celebrating the 200th anniversary with a 200 Firework (or worse) Salute around 3am. ‘Cause my neighborhood reeeaaallly digs a good celebration, Mexican or otherwise. I saw multiple cars driving around with huge red, white and green flags atop their roofs. And not just little antenna flags either- huge honkin’ flag poles sticking out of the top of cars. And that was YESTERDAY.

Though, to be fair, the Fourth of July isn’t exactly known for tasteful and reserved displays of patriotism.

And, as Peej pointed out this a.m., every St. Patrick’s Day people paint their faces and bodies with all sorts of “Irish” symbolism. I’m pretty sure that hasn’t been a genuine tradition since the people of Ireland were called The Celts.

So happiest of days to all- whatever your nationality, personal grooming habits or mode of transpo. Clearly this block has room enough for us all.

If my neighbors can handle my soap-less Wednesdays and 70s rock blaring out the front stoop…

…I can dig a car horn symphony before sunrise.

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