First off, a big ol’ thank you to the city of Chicago for hosting eighty-seven festivals and events this weekend. (I witnessed four this weekend: RibsFest in Lincoln Square, the Old Town Arts Fair and St. Mike’s Festival in Old Town/Lincoln Park, plus we kinda waltzed past Midsommarfest in Andersonville while waiting for a non-existant Damen bus.) That, plus a nice jaunt over to Foster Ave. beach (perhaps sitting a TAD too close to raunchy teens and/or breastfeeding mothers of three-year olds- quite the combo, no?) left me pleasantly freckled, stuffed to the gills with fair food (and that I mean superior corn dogs and the ilk, nothing “fair” about it) and more than a little drowsy.
And a big NO THANK YOU to HBO’s True Blood. Which I now love. But have no business loving. (Pushing Daisies just left me- it’s TOO SOON.) However, watch it I did (that was very Yoda) last night with Peej- it’s so rare to find a show we like to watch together, and rarer still to find a vampire show that I like. Okay, that last part isn’t true at all. I love vampire shows and movies. Have I ever told you about my second favorite vampire trilogy, behind the Blade extravaganza? It’s Underworld 1, Underworld 2 and Van Helsing. Sure, the last one has different characters, names and plot points, but they rank the same in my mind. Exceptional.
Where does one go from a topic like that?
Random musings.
a) Esquire just had a great article on what it takes a be a real man- it was hilarious, apt, and cliche-free. That said, P.J. and I both decided it would be awfully hard to do from a female’s point of view- the ones we’ve seen have either been in the Sex & the City camp (Being a woman means you can get away with murder- in Manolos!)or the Feminazi school of thought (Men are evil. And dumb.) And while both of these are, [ahem] at times, true, I think they usually do a disservice to the lovely grey (pink?) middle ground. Perhaps I’ll work on this.
b) My iTunes has a rad feature wherein it loads the CD cover image when a song plays. Usually it’s spot-on, but these days it phones it in when a genre or song has it stumped. For instance, Alice Cooper’s “Poison?” [Awesome song.] Why, it’s labeled as part of the compilation “Unity” CD for the 2004 Olympics. With the cover art from a cartoon movie called “Doogal.” Neither is correct, nor is either choice remotely close to Vincent Furnier’s 1989 horror-show spectacular. (And it IS spectacular.)
c) Finally, this morning I kept smelling burnt toast, which as everyone knows is the first sign of a stroke. Or being poisoned. Or maybe that’s the smell of almonds. But I was fairly certain something terrible was going down- that is, until I realized that the scent was wafting in and out as I commuted. Sometimes I didn’t even smell it at all. And once I got to work it was gone entirely, leaving me to believe…that today is a horrid day for toasting toast in Chicago.
This is all for today. Except for the fact that two-year old Lily and I depleted Home Depot’s paint sample supply (“More squares!!!”) and that I’ve finished another section of the play and am doggedly onto the next…and that tomorrow is the 20-week appointment to see Bitsy Baby Schoeny and determine, once and for all, just how many Schoenys (Schoenies?) are kicking me in the ribs. And nether regions. Plus, as I typed this, two more contractors called me back and set up appointments to “fix” the “house,” hinging of course on the ludicrous notion that the JP Chase Morgan will ever let us “buy” this “property.”
And that is absolutely ALL that is going on.
For the next ten minutes.
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